I like #1 best. It is witty and clever. #2 seems a bit rude.
Yes, that's true. I would never say that to someone... let alone hit them in the first place... but it did seem to be a funny saying if you don't take it seriously. :)
I think I'll go with #1 this time around! ;)
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