21 Answers to the Question: Are ALL Those Kids Yours?

It's that time of month again...another 21 Answers post that you all love so much. ;) This time, dealing with one of my favorite questions we big families get asked: "Are ALL those kids yours?" Oh man, I have WAAAAAY too much fun coming up with answers to this one. Not to boast, but I think my siblings and I have come up with some of the most clever comebacks for this particular question. *puts on sunglasses and a fedora* B-) 
Let me know in the comments which answers YOUR family use when asked this question (or something similar). Until then, sit back and enjoy some Eddy snarkiness. ;) 


1: "No, they actually belong to my parents..."

2: "This is only some of us. There's more at home."

3: "Yes. And yes, we know we're incredible. Thanks."

4: *Pick out a sibling at random* "Well, HE/SHE'S a robot. But other than that..." 

5: "No, we just randomly pick up stray children while shopping for groceries." 

6: *in a whisper* "Are they?" *walk away mysteriously*

7: "I gave them free candy. Now they won't leave me alone."

8: *look behind you in surprise and gasp* "Oh my goodness! I'm being followed!"

9: *glance around in bewilderment* "What kids? I don't see any kids."

10: "I would HOPE so!"

11: "So I've been told..."

12: "Pretty sure."

13: "It depends...why are you asking me?"

14: "It has come to this."

15: "You tell me!" 

16: "Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be." 

17: "What sort of a question is THAT?"

18: "With God, all things are possible."

19: "Are you sure you want to know the answer to that question?"

20: "How strong is your heart?"

21: "Becoming a poacher is never a good idea. Sorry, did I hear the question wrong?"

Which answer was your favorite?

Coming up next month:
21 Answers to the Question: What is Your Dream Job?

Comments

  1. Oh my goodness. That is so great. In my family, it's things like, "Wow! You have so many girls!" I have three younger sisters and two older ones XD
    I liked them all, but I especially liked #5, #8, #10, and #20. They're all so good. XD
    thefloridsword.blogspot.com

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    1. Yes, it's just like that for us! I have 5 sisters too (:

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    2. I like number 6 ! I was just imagining if we really did that, what they would think (;

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    3. @Florid Sword You have the girls in our family beat by one. ;) I have two older, two younger. Fortunately, my sisters and I look different enough that when we go out shopping, people just assume we're friends. ;)

      @FlowersInMyBasket Wow! That's awesome! ^_^ Sisters are pretty cool. ;)
      Haha, yeah, some of the answers I give are to be thought, but not actually SAID. XD

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  2. So true. I love it. I will be using some of these in public next time I'm asked if all the girls are my sisters (they are XD)
    thefloridsword.blogspot.com

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  3. NUMBER 3. We say that frequently. :P

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  4. LOVE number 4! These are incredible.

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    1. Aw, thanks! :P So glad you enjoy them! :D

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    1. Yeah...those are a couple of my favorites. XD

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  6. Love it! I laughed so hard with 4, 5, 18, and 21! Thanks for sharing! :D

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    1. Yay! So glad you enjoyed! :D You're welcome. ;)

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  7. Believe it or not, Brazilians actually think 4 children is a lot. Ask someone to catch you when you faint.

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    1. In Japan, three children is a lot...so I'm not THAT surprised. ;) It was fun to surprise our Japenease foreign exchange student a couple years ago with all the fun, large family stuff we do on a regular basis, lol. XD

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  8. Haha this is pure gold. :D I'm in Japan so even though we only have 6 kids in my family everyone freaks out when they see us all together, lol!

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