Friday, February 17, 2017

21 Answers to the Question: What Is Your Favorite Book?


Hopefully I'm not the only one who finds this question hard to answer...I mean, yeah I'm the type of person who finds it difficult to narrow down anything I like to ONE favorite, but with books this is especially true. I'm not talking about the OBVIOUS answer to this question (see answer 1)...I'm talking about if some clever friend of yours *cough* *pointed stare toward certain pen pals of mine* doesn't forget to add onto this tough question "other than the Bible". So, because I needed these answers (probably more than any of you do) I decided that this would be my next 21 Answers post. Enjoy! :) 

1: "The Bible. Duh."

2: "That was plural, right? RIGHT?"

3: "And thus...I die."

4: "How do I politely say that this is an impossible question for me to answer?"

5: "It's possible to only have ONE favorite book?"

6: "I do not have the superpowers needed for this decision."

7: "You DID NOT just ask me that."

8: Invent a favorite book on the spot that doesn't exist and ramble on and on about it, adding details as you see fit.

9: "To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, line 87: 'No.' "

10: "Would you mind repeating that question? I think I went momentarily deaf right when you said that last part."

11: "I am not in the mood."

12: "WHAAAAAAT???"

13: *curl into fetal position and begin sobbing*

14: "Fiction or non-fiction? Something I've written or something written by somebody else? Thick or thin? Deep or shallow? CLARIFY PLEASE."

15: "OH MY WORD I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND YOU!!!"

16: "I don't know, you tell ME."

17: "Mighty fine weather we're having."

18: "How are those *insert popular sport team* doing?"

19: "Pat the Bunny. Goodnight Moon. Green Eggs and Ham."

20: "Be original. I mean, seriously? That's the best question you could come up with?"

21: "I don't have A favorite. I have several. And I'd tell you about them...but you'd end up being here for a LONG time. So how about we go get a sandwich instead? I'm starving."

So...which was your favorite answer? Have any trademark answers YOU give to this question? (If so, please give them to me...BECAUSE I NEED THEM.)

29 comments:

  1. Bahahahaaaa! These are absolutely brilliant. XD
    I don't exactly have a "trademark" answer, but here's one I came up with:
    "Favorite book? I think you mean FAVORITES. For I have several."
    Brownie points if you catch my reference. ;D

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    1. Thanks. XD
      Ah, yes....my favorite quote from Pride and Prejudice. I should say ONE of my favorites, for I have several. ;) *accepts brownie points* :P

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  2. OH YES

    "To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, line 87: 'No.' " <--omgns I love this one

    "Pat the Bunny. Goodnight Moon. Green Eggs and Ham." <-- also this one

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    1. Glad you enjoyed! XD Yep, I like those two too. :P

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  3. Those are all hilarious! I love some of the things you said 😆 I should totally use thesis on some of my friends lol 😂

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    1. *whispers* I think that one was my favorite. ;)

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  5. Haha these are amazing. And that last one XD.
    Enjoying reading these.

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  6. Hahaha! I can relate! XD I love the last one. And number 9. And number 10. XD

    ~Lydia~ <3

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    1. Oh, good, I'm not the only one! :D So glad you liked it!

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  7. hahaha I think I like #21 the best :D it reminds me of Tony at the end of the first Avengers movie :P

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  8. Haha, these are great! Love number 9. :)

    My usual response is: *stares at person with my best intimidating look* How much time do you have?

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    1. Thank you! ;)
      Hahaha XD Yep, that would be a good one! *adds it to list* :P

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  9. *bursts out laughing* My answer? B-)
    Me: *pulls out phone* Excuse me as I consult my list...

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  10. Answer 2 or 21 or 15 or 19. Excellent. Yeah, trying to figure out which of these is me and going "Um, all of them???"

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    1. Same. *nods* I love your name, by the way. ;)

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  11. I agree with EVERYTHING on that list haha! 20 and 21 are my favorites <3 I should print this out and use it just in case people start asking this to me again!

    - Andrea at A Surge of Thunder

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    1. Awesome! (and welcome to my blog by the way!) By all means do! I'm glad you found this post helpful. ;)

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  12. Favorite: 19. Why? Because you used three full stops, no exclamation marks, and no caps lock. Also...What's in the Bible? reference wins.

    However you forgot another excellent answer to this question:
    "Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never ask an avid reader to put their favorite book on the line'!"

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    1. That one was just for you and Margaret. ;)
      Oh my goodness... YES! XD

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  13. Hahahaha, SO RELATABLE!!! Fourteen and twenty one are literally very close to what I say. Oh, and the cover for your book is SO PRETTY. I hope I can read it soon!

    New follower. =)

    Micaiah
    www.notebooksandnovels.com

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    1. Aw, thank you! ^_^ Welcome to my blog! So excited to have you along!! :D

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